Erhm. This happened to me a couple of days ago. I'm premenstrual bloated and my 10 year old hugged me and then asked if I was pregnant. Soooo. Yeah.

After readin through the stories that have been posted already, I feel like my story is kind of tame- no blood in it at all. But I’m posting anyway.

Agreed. 95000%

My husband is active duty. Based on my experience I can say that your knowledge, as it were, is 1000% accurate.

One time I made unicorn poop cookies for my kids’ lunches. They were the hit of the cafeteria for weeks.

I visit this exact bag at least once a week! So I should just buy it right? I mean I already think that it's probably the last bag I'll ever have to buy.

Yowza. But isn't Aiden Turner also the first vampire from being human? I spent last week watching alllllll of it.

No plan whatsoever . Got married at 23, found myself knocked up about 3 months in. That kid’s birthday is a month before our anniversary. Second kid, also not planned. Breastfeeding plus the mini pill= not effective brith control. My kids are 19 months apart. That was 11 years ago.

Seconded. I have two.

TBH I never felt edgy being attracted to her. She looks like this dude I know, but not blonde or 19.

I volunteered at the library in my kids’ school. This book was taken off of the shelf and put behind the counter b/c the librarian found it appropriate for elementary school kids. I mean, why not start talking to them when they're young? Before they learn about all of the ugly?

I went to high school with Luschek. He was lusted after by many, many ladies.

This is stupid. What I need is some kind of utility bandolier. Someone make me one.

What a fistful of assholes.

Grooooooosssss. If I want a fucking milkshake, I will get a fucking milkshake. Not this bullshit.

I use Toms of Maine, apricot. I don't care if others see that I'm sweating, I just don't want to smell bad. I've tried all of the other scents and Apricot is the best for me. I live in Colorado and run or something everyday. No issues.

I use Toms of Maine, apricot. I don't care if others see that I'm sweating, I just don't want to smell bad. I've…

I hate shopping to much that I'm considering ditching everything but super basic neutrals. Jeans and black shirts forever. I'll probably invest in fun shoes.

My takeaway is that I really hope that the IUD I've had for almost 9 years is purple.

Everything you are bad at except I always have spare tampons. Also, not turning anything I can into sexual innuendo .

yes! I just bought one of these this weekend- hoping I could put off shelling out for the moving comfort. I love it! Also? $23!

yes! I just bought one of these this weekend- hoping I could put off shelling out for the moving comfort. I love it!…