It’s $1400, he should expense if for a deep dive. 

Not just any team, but a team of oil drillers…because it’s obviously easier to train oil drillers to be astronauts than to train astronauts to drill a hole.

No, you send two teams!

This is probably super expensive. Why not send a team to drill a hole and detonate a nuke inside of it? Sounds reasonable!?

I’ve known a few people that lived close enough to work that the heater never really got warm enough to work...wire up an electric heater, good to go!

At least she’s (total guess on my part) presumably white and blends in otherwise so she doesn’t have to deal with it from random assholes in day  to day life. 

As my wife once responded to an airline agent who asked her for a (non-existent) green card: “Why on earth would anyone want to stay there permanently?!”

I can do you one slightly more absurd. A family member lives in Michigan, which gives out “enhanced” driver’s licenses — basically, they let you prove citizenship enough to cross the border into Canada without taking your passport. When he last renewed his license, he thought maybe it’d be nice to have one, so he took…

David Tracy’s ears are burning somewhere in an Eastern European hostel.

I guess you didn’t read the section on avoiding DMV Rage. Just back away slowly and avoid eye contact.

Instead of being clever or creative, I’m just going to say that my daily is already available as a commercial vehicle:

Having driven a fork lift about a mile on public streets (long story), I can say from experience that the thrill wears off quickly.

Threatening to burn down the DMV would have been ok had you actually done it.

Maybe not a postal truck, but you may be able to get something from Arrival in a few years after they get the bulk of their commercial vehicles out the door.

Hearse

It is a pretty cool feature to see an outsider actually learn how American roads work and to go through the process of adjusting. I like it. I’d like to see the reverse too, someone from America taking one of the European tests too and writing about those differences. Just a suggestion for the Ed.

Also fun fact: said friend then joined Google before IPO.

True story: my friend went to MIT as a foreign student. The DMV lady was giving him shit about foreigners going to trade schools just to get into this country and to take her jerb.

He could legally drive a car. Just using a foreign license which is limited in time (depending on the state) before you have to get your US license.

Christ on a Bike, this is a bicycle version of a David Tracy Jeep article. (not in a bad way, no negativity intended)