Any Tesla is deceptively fast

You couldn’t find a clever name or an interesting point of view, either, SO I suggest finding a rope and pissing up it.

Yes, so much yes. And I am glad you acknowledge how hard it can be not to mention the cuteness - my seven-year-old daughter is so beautiful that it hurts to look at her, but I don’t in any way want to reduce her to her appearance.

I think it’s an equally dumb thing to say to a boy in this context.

Wow, a friendly reminder here to read up on labour history. Countries with livable working conditions and decent wages all have one thing in common: Organised labour.

Lose to Russia? Wait... Checks out.

Were commemorating the birth of the American space program!

My neighbor has an MGF in Minnesota. Caught me completely off guard when I saw it, had no idea what it was at first.

Oscar Meyer Weinermobile.

When Haiti has a better electrical grid than your state, the arguments that you’re not a “failed state” KINDA go out the window...

Texas is a failed state. I’m sooo incredibly sick of these fucking idiots being allowed to pull this shit. ENOUGH. To bad he was allowed to walk away from the scene.

Another daily reminder that Texas is a third-world state.

Insurance companies might start denying coverage, if this amateur design flaw isn’t rectified

If it’s a common enough problem insurance companies will just jack up the rates to insure Teslas.

I have one! It’s very pleasant. :)

As I recall, wasn’t the Swift Sport the fly & drive rental that you’d get at the Nurburgring for several years? It was supposed to be fantastic to haul around for a beginner at the green hell.  The SX4 seems to have been the slightly beefier US version.

But you know they will pay their innocents baby’s legal fees.

You mean his parents. That level of entitlement is caused by rich parents.

John Oliver is a national treasure.  Yes, we have stolen him from the UK and he is ours.  

Why the hell does NHTSA allow a level 2-autonomy car to be operated like this?