Never forget

He’ll win MVP.

There were some gnarly comments around here when Steve Scalise got shot.

North Carolina

Wait’ll you meet the electorate!

States (and the senate) as constituted in our dumb Constitution are a lousy idea - in a perfect world they should all just be administrative areas subject to change from time to time, with powers and responsibilities delegated as is practical from a strong central government - but we’re stuck with them. Therefore, we…

I a 100% for killing the filibuster, but it’s important to acknowledge that the result might be that purple state Dems are forced to vote on left-of-center bills and either (a) they vote wrong, or (b) they vote correctly and then promptly lose their seats the next cycle because the awful rural and suburban white…

no u

Dedicated guillotine lanes, and GuilloShare docking stations close to major transit hubs

So you’re saying that if moderates took a progressive stance, they’d be more likely to win, huh? I mean fair enough, but in order to convince me somebody’s gotta bring the data overlaying the platform on top of a different population.

Also one that’s worth a likely two-point swing rather than a one-point swing, and who more likely resides in a battleground state. The comparatively efficient distribution of white people as it pertains to the stupid Electoral College makes a difference, as does that fact that they’re more likely to choose a side…

That’s because the first rule of Chimp Fight Club is...

Wait until they find out how their iphone is made!

Probably for the same reason I did, to get to this line:

And he shall be delivered unto the bosom of the Lord in 30 minutes or less, or His money back.

As long as you vote for the ticket anyway, what does Joe Biden care?

Eh, close enough.

I’m not entirely surprised that denizens of the Jersey Shore are having a hard time following basic health guidelines. Still, it’s a bit odd to see 20-or-so bandage dresses, tube tops, and white pants in one room, huddled together, grinding and getting sweaty and dipping it low to Ja Rule performing live. Talk about…

Why would they be mad about receiving a free COVID treatment?