LED light bar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Whatever the hell they want. Just like this shit you would draw on your desk in the 4th grade.”

I think we’ve entered the gimmick wars stage of truck wars. We’re just one mid cycle refresh away from rear steer (again) and automatic trailer hookup.

It needs a huge towing capacity to carry the legions of people that don’t want to look at its face.

What’s the point in towing?  Once the cargo sees that face, it will just spring legs and run.

Why?

Ok yeah that would probably be the easiest way to do it. Maybe not a differential, but with plain gears, like that “backwards brain bicycle” setup.

Agree. That means I don’t need a Semi anymore to pull my trailer.

You can tell this is Australia as the car spins clockwise; American race cars only go counter-clockwise.

According to ford themselves,

“Help me MS-Paint, you’re my only hope...”

Its New York the extra power will come with zero checks on that power.

BMW decided “reliability is a Toyota thing” and flashed it for less life.

I don’t know what you’re talking about cough cough...

Because they can't see out of their windows?

Or worse yet, an unbaffled Harley.

The potholes are ridiculous.

How can it have been there since at least WW2 when in the same article there is a suggestion that the tire pattern dates the car to have been in use until the early 60's?

I clicked because this is my favorite headline of 2017, and I stayed when I realized that the idiot contest was in my hometown.

Pittsburgher here: He could have been wearing a replica Hines Ward jersey bought at Kohl’s 16 years ago.