Finally! Somewhere I get to shine!

Maybe stop airing ads that tell consumers “it’s ok to dick around on your phone, sing with your eyes closed, put on makeup, or whatever the fuck else you want to do because our car will keep you safe!” Because what we need is more shitty, distracted drivers on the road.

I think the solution is oddly simple. Drop a pin on the map the same way you’d just click on google maps. Tell it that’s where you want to go. The car’s system either picks a spot it can drive to near that and asks if that’s ok or it offers a few options that you select from.

The SS Rattlestar Neglectica.

This year’s Rally through the Hundred Acre Wood was my first. Definitely pretty enjoyable. I don’t know why I never went sooner.

I am going for even bigger and even dumber.

I’m a staunch proponent of FWD for RallyCross. There’s a Neon SRT4 that regularly cleans up around here, taking out even the Modified class Subarus and Evos. Even at nationals, the FWD champ often would have placed in the top 5 in the AWD classes.

RALLYCROSS ALL THE HOT HATCHES!

It is a rear wheel drive RX7, is what I mean. Someday he plans to make it 4WD, the same way I hope my car will someday be repainted purple.

Fix the cigarette lighter.