Seriously. It's a good thing we have oyxtocin as a thing, or else most women would probably fling that squalling, bloody little horror aside and go lie down in a cave for some heavy breathing.

... and? I keep waiting for your point, should I stop?

New borns are horrifying.

So if you are pregnant, you can be jailed or enrolled in a drug treatment program against your will if anyone has doubts about your sobriety. You are not permitted to 'abduct' your fetus by taking it with you when you visit another state. You are not permitted to end your pregnancy, at least according to the majority…

Where was the teen speak? Besides this maybe: "Awk. Ward."

I'm a family law lawyer and I've seen some crazy stuff, but this is just Capital-K-Kraaaaaaazy.

"her appropriation of the child while in utero was irresponsible, reprehensible."

This is a good opportunity to bring up something that's been bothering me ever since this Jameis Winston mess exploded. ESPN has taken to referring to the woman at the heart of the case as the "accuser" rather than the "alleged victim." That is a disgusting and inflammatory choice of words. "Accuser" brings forth the…

It definitely struck me with some "The victim was probably dressed all slutty, too" undertones.

Yes, this "sexy woman wants his attention; girlfriend gave him necklace" bit is just the same old he could get laid anytime, he doesn't have to rape shit.

I think Forde's real reasoning is even more disgusting than you're giving him credit for; usually when I see someone talking about how attractive women are interested in someone who has been accused of rape the not-particularly-subtle subtext is "see he can get laid any time he wants so obviously the other woman is…

We mock the clothes but not the bodies.

Has Abdalla (the sheriff who came out really early in the investigation with statements about how you can't arrest people for being stupid and no more charges would be filed) been fired? I would like for that asshole to be unemployed.

Puns! I better leaf before this becomes a tea party.

Yeah, this shit has been going on OOLONG.

Can someone get me some sugar for my tea because it is BITTER here in these comments.

Phew! I'm actually glad it's hidden so far down thread... some of the details could definitely give me away.

Or Mulan, for fuck's sake! The girl joined the army and learned mad martial arts skills! Who wouldn't want to play as her?

Listen I don't play video games (I get dizzy), but I will refuse to play this video game

'God, I want to fuck Jesse Williams raw."

The girlfriend ominously looking over my shoulder, walking past the couch just now.

So, um, yeah.