I live comfortably in the greys. It's like my own little nest where I can be as hilarious as I think I am without people bursting my bubble.

I've been told I look like Bam Margera so this is actually a TREMENDOUS step up for me. Next time someone says so I can just defiantly yell "I do not, I look like Hitler!"

Anyone who makes a Fawlty Towers reference is automatically my best friend. I hope you are comfortable with that.

Only pie. You will never see me eating a cupcake.

I read that as "overweight emotionally".

I'm strictly #teampie

It's funny, because I want Wendy Williams to just shut up in general.

You have just given me the best gift: a way to refer to all of my newly-engaged friends that look down their noses at my wine-soaked lifestyle, even they were right there with me 2 months ago. "Oh he put you on layaway? That's so sweet. Did he go to Jared?"

"...even if she is your fiancée."

I don't think criticizing someone for perpetuating systemic sexism is the same thing as being mean

I think it's important to be able to decide whose opinion is worth listening to, and who is judging you for the sake of being a dick

If you really want to break the cycle of worrying what other people think, try this:

"For science!"

Flirting/Asking someone out

I love the point where the announcer just gives up. "That's just inhuman. That should not be physically possible."

Kevin?

"Pornhub Kevin" just didn't have the same ring to it.

Disagree!

Fuck that noise, we're still golden. We understand what the other person was trying to articulate.