I'm so glad you posted that, because my initial thought upon seeing the thumbnail of Gaga was "that looks like an albino Edward Scissorhands", and skipped over here to see if anyone else said anything.
YES. salute

No one does it better than Bugs as the great Leopold Stokowski. He spurns the baton!

Orchestra hands are the new Mariah hands.

I say K-Fed is the cool guy. Anyone heard those sick beats he's been cooking up in the lab?

Poor Miley - between Lou Reed in the 70s and Madonna in the 80s-90s, there's nothing of shock value she can really do that hasn't already been done, and done better.

Hmm....Gaga using her influence as something other than a vehicle with which to gain more influence? Color me surprised.

I'm right there with you. I have a hyper critical, abusive grandmother who now has dementia so severe she doesn't remember how to walk or eat. Besides that and the strokes, though, she's quite healthy, so it's anyone's guess how long she'll be around (my guess: forever). My family moved in with her 18 years ago, and…

As horrible as it may sound, not every person who dies is a great loss.

That is so amazing well-put. Truly. I was trying to find the right words, and I'm glad you did.

I meant I cannot wait to destroy the racist thermometer. I'm not excited for her to die, mainly because I love my mother and it's her mom.

You don't know til you have been there. My mother was a raging abusive alcoholic, racist too and I was so glad when she succumbed to lung cancer. It was like a weight lifted off my shoulders.

Yeah it's not the racist grandmas twitter-raging.

It depend on what you are losing. My grandfather died 15 years ago and that doesn't make him any better of a human being. I used to donate all the money he gave me to the gay men's health crisis as he disowned his gay son. I donated it after, on my 13th birthday, he basically told me that bought my parent's house,…

I've never been a huge Aziz Ansari fan. I find that far too much of his act relies on the "Black people are credulous buffoons" trope for laughs. This bit from his new special is an example:

I'm really happy that you've been lucky enough to only have family members whom the loss of them would be actually a loss. Please don't take it for granted that other people are so lucky. You don't have to understand it, and it IS something to be horrified by - but the horror should be at the behavior of the person…

"I can't imagine anyone feeling something worse than "put up with" about a grandmother."

nah it's ok to dislike family. you can not choose your biological family. you could end up with a piece of crap biological family, hence you must pick and awesome group of friends. Sharing DNA does not giving you my undying allegiance.

Sadly, not all people have great relationships with their grandparents, so losing them isn't much of a loss. How can you be sad about something you never really enjoyed or had in the first place? (Knock on wood, though. My grandparents are quite old and have some old-fashioned and plain ol' racist thoughts but I will…

Gravity stressed me out so much that I don't even want to watch an Aziz Ansari spoof of it. Just seeing the title "Gravity" and a space background is making me feel nauseous.