Who hasn't mixed up goal and gool?

I believe you mean Klitori.

What I do in my restroom is between myself, my phone, and the 3 cobs of corn I ate yesterday.

This is the perfect mascot for the Hershey Bears.

However, there will be a touching acoustic memorial performed by Bon Jovi.

The Dallas Cowboys have signed Quincy Butler to a 3-year, $1.65 million deal.

Ghostery + Ad-block = silent bliss.

You are not alone in this suffering. I've given up on the traditional store shopping, as they typically have one pair, and it's some sort of neon pink/green poop hybrid color. It costs more, but most places do free returns...

He was later mounted on a stolen horse and beaten mercilessly.

give my life and give my body and give my blood to this game

The Brewers graphic is woefully inaccurate. Nobody has walked in that town for decades.

I think whenever anyone thinks assholes and Penn State, they think something different entirely.

These are definitely the ramblings of a Minecraft parent:

Pictured: The Astros' lead negotiator with Brady Aiken.

And, somehow, Tom Petty has won another lawsuit.

Increase surface area of garden by increasing surface area of garden.

To the left, to the left, to the right, to the right

Who hasn't wanted to hit Duane Chapman?

Or, you know, reducing the outrageous franchise fees which basically require labor at $8/hr or less for the franchisee to see a profit. Won't happen, but I can dream.