Chicago's best play of the week was a community theater performance of The Scarlet Letter.

"We're getting fired? What are we supposed to do? Let's go talk to Jay Cutler I guess." - Marc Trestman

Jacksonville will host 8 Super Bowls in 2018.

Just further evidence of the eventual collapse of the traditional office supply retail chain.

I like this new Brandon Marshall. Much calmer.

To be fair, I don't think many "good guys" would be attracted to Fidel Castro, a known asshole.

Where can I buy this? It would go great with my 1994 World Series baseball.

First they came for the NFL, and I did not speak out—

So long, go-ahead hits on intentional walks:

Shouldn't that say "My Last Vikings Tee"?

Because nothing is a bigger draw than starting career minor leaguers! That's why the Pirates and Brewers were such huge attendance draws from 1995-2008.

Expect @Mario to announce he wants to reset after falling down that hole for the third damn time.

That's a different line.

Huh. When I want to ignore current events, I usually just go to Booker Elementary School.

Maybe fieldturf chunks? At least then the surface would be consistently shitty.

Well, to re-do the shitty field, they'd basically need to re-do the entire stadium. They cart those square turf chunks outside to get sun between events, and the stadium is used for a lot more than just NFL. They can't haul out a one-piece field, like Arizona does. Maybe they can move back to the Astrodome.

The scoreboard says 1985, which is also the last year the collared muumuu was fashionable.

Authors of the bill conceived of the idea after a viewing party of When Harry Met Sally:

Yea Jeets... Get em Jeets...

Mr. Met shows his dominance over the NL Central.