Hmm. Normally Pac Man does the swallowing.

Cheer up, young man! You’ll still make an excellent accountant someday.

Right where Penn State is most comfortable: in the basement, where no one can hear them

Adjust Short People’s Height in Photos By Having Them Stand On A Stool

I’m pretty sure the formula for candy corn should be (W*1)/W.

I thought he had to return a lot of that money to Rhode Island.

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He’ll be back the day after tomorrow.

#worldstarcountryclub

I owned a Lanos... It make it 60k miles.

Coach: See Oddibe for some energy conservation tips. His last bill was only $80.55.

Never should have let Hank hang out with Ryan Braun.

You say Wisconsin, I say South Canada.

Damn it Jason, we told you not to bring those chopsticks in here.

Perhaps costs would not have been so high if they hadn’t hired the Rhythm Nation for security.

Who hasn't mixed up goal and gool?

I believe you mean Klitori.

What I do in my restroom is between myself, my phone, and the 3 cobs of corn I ate yesterday.

This is the perfect mascot for the Hershey Bears.

However, there will be a touching acoustic memorial performed by Bon Jovi.