Hmm. Normally Pac Man does the swallowing.

Cheer up, young man! You’ll still make an excellent accountant someday.

Right where Penn State is most comfortable: in the basement, where no one can hear them

Adjust Short People’s Height in Photos By Having Them Stand On A Stool

I’m pretty sure the formula for candy corn should be (W*1)/W.

Finally, Homer has his Any key.

I thought he had to return a lot of that money to Rhode Island.

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He’ll be back the day after tomorrow.

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I owned a Lanos... It make it 60k miles.

Coach: See Oddibe for some energy conservation tips. His last bill was only $80.55.

Most of it is overseas profit, which they will not return to the US to avoid the 40% tax hit. They also had (as of late January) about 80 billion in long term debt and non-current liabilities. They’ve also promised a lot of stock buybacks, with about $50 billion left to go.

Never should have let Hank hang out with Ryan Braun.

You say Wisconsin, I say South Canada.

Or, alternatively, if they had fingerprints, could they make a fake?

Damn it Jason, we told you not to bring those chopsticks in here.

Perhaps costs would not have been so high if they hadn’t hired the Rhythm Nation for security.

First try 73.. I’m no Harry!