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It's boring every year. I like to watch the red carpet to see the clothes, and then I turn it on to run in the background until I get tired and go to bed, usually around 9:30 Central, 'cause I'm an old person.

People keep saying mispronounced. Ellen mispronounced it. Travolta straight made up a new name. His name is now Javert Tromblotvent.

You devoted 11 paragraphs to this? If you're so disgusted by the waste of time, why are you wasting your time on it? Go volunteer at a homeless shelter or raise money to help families who just got their food stamps cut. Something. Anything. Jesus, what a whiner.

Could Travolta be dyslexic? That is the only way I can see him pronouncing her name like that.

Ricky Gervais is what all of us want but the Academy and Hollywood, couldn't take their work not being taken seriously, so this will just continue to be lame forever.

Listen: you need to make price increases to make a profit? Fine, I get it. But don't political grandstand about it. That just makes you an ass. Raise your fucking prices like a normal person and shut the fuck up about how awful it is that you have to give your employees health insurance.

3. Grape-Nuts

Yeah, um, no.

Rule 1, if you want to play with spreadsheets learn VLOOKUP [or its equivalent] or go home.

Clowns of America International

Clowns are horrifying. BE GONE, EVIL CLOWNS!

this is such a fucking brilliant idea!

I pretty much shred everything that has my name and address on it. You'd be surprised how many of your bills, account statements, and other correspondence has your account number printed in plain text on it.

Meh. I prefer the trend of hiding Nicholas Cage's face all over the house.

YESSSSS! Only I think diamonds are more fun! Maybe she could mix and match and do that thing where they have so many necklaces they have broaches on either side to pull the longer ones away from the fabulous stomacher jewels.

I'm thinking she should go full-on Queen Mary. Why have one strand of pearls when one can have twenty?

thank god! More jewelry! Since Kate is tall and lovely she could were tons of jewelry and not look weighed down by it. I welcome more jewelry, I mean, the family has it, fucking use it! Let us see the pretties!

Seriously, Doug. This is fucking bullshit.

Didn't Jezebel just have an article about Kristin Bell and Dax Sheppard calling for a boycott of publications that run pictures of celebrity kids? This boy just lost his father, let's not put his picture all over the internet.

What was your thought process here? Good morning world. Lets' see. Here's an idle article on Jezebel about a sort of distinct class at a university in America that's based around a famous celebrity. I think it's about time for me to leave a three sentence comment that: