Accidentally as in “ I was tired from my trip, took a few Xanax and had some wine on the plane and wigged out”?

Not for me. I was not a fan of the mole.

GOD YES. They want us to vote for Hillary, which I gladly will, but come on. Shit like this isn’t helping. It’s so important that he stays in. She needs to move more left to appeal more to his supporters.

*claps*

“Trump voters, are you going to siddown in yer frunchroom and tell yer wives and dahturs dat you support some jagbag who thinks wimmin are two tits and a cooter?"

Oh yeah, Billy Eichner definitely invented man-on-the-street interviews in 2011. What an innovation!

How original. Male artist is guitar genius. Female artist has killer tits. Please do pat yourself on the back for your progressiveness.

Can you really be ON Xojane or was it inside you all along? Maybe xojane is inside of all of us as we are it... After all what is an X but a way to mark treasure, and isn’t the real treasure love? Isn’t the best kind of love the kind where you love yourself, and if you find someone to love the you you love, then…

really makes you think

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! I love that he dressed like Duck Dynasty to go to a Country Music thing.

I was one once. This is a very true statement.

Dude those little monsters scare the shit out of me. That’s pure ecstacy glimmering in their eyes!

The electoral system that we have is so dysfunctional as to be broken. Congress is gerrymandered to the point where less than 10% of districts are deemed competitive. The electoral college makes many of the largest states irrelevant, this election like every other this millennium will come down to Ohio and Florida and…

I wish Amber all the best in her new welding career.

Violence against women scars men too but men are expected to bottle it up and often times it eats away at them.

I don’t think anyone believes it didn’t happen, some just hold rather vile opinions on the importance of the assault relative to things like his swim times, appetite, or “respectable” family.

Anarchist, Antichrist. Same difference?

...oh , and there’s this from the world’s greatest rock band:

He had a sexy, royal wedgie.