Keep telling yourself that, bro.

Wise approach.

Yes and it's great!

That guy is a dick. Pay him no effing mind. People like that are an embarrassment.

Dude, what in the ever living fuck is wrong with you. Let someone ask a question about pop culture - she’s not asking the square root of 2 (and even then, no need to be a dick). Your response is fucking embarrassing. “You’re stupid.” Are you 8?

But it's bullshit no one should legally be enforcing

I'm not a shrink - and I know weddings can be overly saccharine - but it sounds like you're projecting your own shit.

Hey, it's not a zero sum game. I can enjoy kink but still not get this as a common erotic desire. But you go on with your face sitting (sat on) self.

I’m always surprised how much celebrities fuck with their locks. Like I know they can pay for extensions but...yeah, that must be it. Because although I so want to bleach blonde fry my hair and change colors every six months, I also like having nice hair and can’t afford fake. Celebrities...not like us.

Oh gawd but if you had put me in front of Jim Morrison when I was a teen (and he was young, so this is an impossible scenario) I would have been a puddle.

Woah

So I've never understood that as an expression of lust. Like you imagine him literally sitting on your face? This is hot? Do people mean this literally? It's just so...ick as an expression. (And I'm no prude)

What. How did you get there....

Is 32 old to you? *cry*

I disagree about the juicy roles - they often make them skew younger than originally intended or cast someone too young to realistically fit the role. See: Jennifer lawrence’s career.

Florence of Florence and the Machine is also at least five years older than she says. When she broke out and everyone was quoting her as 24 I was like are you kidding? Then I met another musician from Florence’s town who said it was a lie and that she has crossed thirty. So it’s not just in film. Ugh.

To be fair she was doing major modeling for years (and had landed very small roles in Hollywood films) so it wasn’t like she was without industry connections, but it’s still impressive.

If Billy Rae doesn’t end up playing Mac’s long lost redneck uncle (perfect) on Its Always Sunny that’ll be one big ol missed opportunity

Similar thought. Spitting image.

Bernie rich? Hahahahahaa.