Everyone just swap the trump visual with Obama and we’ll all be fine.

Same thought. Not getting the going out vibe at all. Unless by going out you mean walking a half block to my neighbors to chill on the couch to have a toke and a drink.

Is this satire? The fact he's licking his finger each time to turn the sheet with the lyrics on them (this was a thing at one pt) is really distracting. Kinda takes away from the feeling super deep yeah wow

Gross. Gross and weird. I cannot imagine one of my male coworkers who are that age dating let alone marrying a high school aged person. Are men just generally that emotionally stunted?

He's always been!

I don’t think she put herself into retirement...she’s still partying (and “DJ’ing”) around the world. Pretty sure people just lost interest because 33 year old party girl isn’t as endearing. It just...is.

Buy into what? That we both love and hate each other? Is there an age where we should stop reflecting on this? Fuck daaaaat. He's not saying it's some profound deep stuff. It's a truism.

How do people not know she can sing at this stage? Backyard sessions on YouTube. Girl is an amaaazing vocal talent. Spirit, chops, all of it. If only her music represented this - common complaint about pop stars.

I don’t even have to look at that to know she’s probably right while still being annoying as fuck.

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Haha I was going to say...projecting much?

I don’t know if I would purchase new lining - I would probably tell myself that was gaga - but I probably wouldn’t speak about it or write about it online. I’m weirdly superstitious and I’d straight up be nervous that saying that would make something bad happen.

A) pre Grammy pounds? She’s always been a twig. Always.

I have a little bag at my desk with medicine, toothbrush, and that sort of thing. I bring the whole thing into the bathroom regularly to freshen up. It's really no one business. Same with my makeup bag. People can be so nosy...

Dude, I wish I was.

Thanks! Life was a living hell once/a month. Scared to ever get off of it if I decide to try for kids...cross that bridge then. I have some other health problems but I’m finally trying to knock em out one by one. The medical community seems to take a lot of health issues with minimal seriousness until you’re nearing…

I'd wear that dress, though. It's a good work dress. Sans cum stain, of course.

Only points to women’s outrageous level of invisibility.

Um, how does a man get through life NOT knowing this and not knowing that it’s polite not to ask? What in the ever living hell. This is basic stuff.

The shit that wouldn’t come out my ass. One small log of it.