As a woman with an ass and hips: HELL NO. These “dresses” with tiny ruffle skirts that start just below the hips are an ass’s worst nightmare. Scandalous as hell.

And risk clogging their toilet with my blood and who knows what else, causing an even more embarrassing and troubling situation? No effing thank you.

If it's really bad consider the mirena. Saved my effing life!

We’re allowed to vent. We have an equal right to venting. You are allowed to complain about whatever male ailments - malements? - you have as well.

Here’s a fun story!

I had exact opposite reaction. I thought she looked fabulous and was a little peeved at how she’s showing off the amazing body. I don’t have that body and I’m more than half her age. And that outfit is so fun. Again with the showing off! It’s okay tho

I was fantasizing about how if I saw him in that circumstance I would lay into him (note: not lay him-gross) so hard about what a sexist loathsome douche he is. But a) that never works on his brand of narcissist - he may even be flattered and think himself quite the bad boy and b) he's the kind of asshole that has a…

I didn't say you did. I was criticizing the idea (possibly her own), not you.

Art doesn’t need to make any cultural or political statements every time- that would be exhausting (and it also reminds me of the obligation artists had under early 20th fascist regimes...but that’s a whole other convo.) Art can mean playing with form or idea and that isn’t something relegated to just the privileged.…

I understand people think that’s a thing but I really don’t think you can fundamentally separate those two. If you want to cut certain social programs, for instance, you are harming minorities and women...

Does Twitter in particular expect this?

A lot of people hate Twitter because gentrification - including people who have to share the building with the comparatively spoiled employees (imo most of us should be so spoiled). But despite the bro culture those tech companies often are more progressive in many other ways...boggling, really

How is asking this even legal?! I’m not sure I could contain my what-the-fuck-face, which I imagine you did.

Do you openly mock him or is he too sensitive about it? Because for some reason I would assume that these sorts of Instagram foodies are so, so fragile. *shiver*

And thiiiis is why it bothers me that my favorite comedians are shilling for them. Even fucking Carrie brownstein a la portlandia and legendary PUNK ban d sleater kinney! That's the worst. It's a political punk band...and she's in an old navy commercial. Because she's in her portlandia uniform she's still not the…

0.5? He's definitely a negative number

BSB fans are over a decade too young to be Gen X - Gen X’re listened to New Kids, grunge, gangsta and Madonna and see middle aged...were late twenties/early thirties (goshdangit!). We were called Gen Y for awhile. Now we’re “elder millennials.”

We were called Gen Y for a long time.

My ass is not a cartoon!

I have this figure. I have a huge butt but I also have huge/wide hips to go with it, and thusly I have a thigh gap.