Eh, there are absolutely orgasms that take you to that place though. And I’ve cum without touching, which I think is also part of the whole transcendental thing. But not all sex needs to be like this not does it have to be marketed when it is.

I know everyone is loving her dgaf face and thinking she’s a boss, but I think she’s mostly just checked out. That’s the sad reality of living to 110. She doesn’t seem aware most of the time.

It is upsetting, but i wonder how you're meant to talk with/about someone who is totally Checked Out.

Haha. Those movies made me both laugh out loud and feel terrible about my body :/.

Now *this* is why I still stick around on Jezebel.

Absolutely self-indulgent, probably narcissistic. that these things are part of the thesis I get but that it’s based on her own personal in life-as-art-project still makes me queezy. I just felt awful for dick (I know that men haven’t had it as hard and she felt alienated my a male academic culture and language, but…

Omg. The kids these days, Jesus! Did you shout “justin timberlake” at her?

You have a crush on him, too? He is supposed to be dumbest, grossest one on always sunny and I can’t help noticing that he is actually the smartest and cutest! (It takes a certain mind to play that character.)

The spoonful of sugar wasn’t a “placebo” it was a chaser for actual medicine. Get it right!

All candidates do this. Hillary Clinton actually put on a Blackcent once to a group of black folks which to me is even worse.

Oooh yes!

I don't eat beef so I think it balances out? Eeeeek

Enjoy!

Kelly: That first sentence is really cute (the “excuse me” bit.) That’s all!

I highly suggest folks try Califia coconut almond milk. It is delicious. Nom nom (or equivalent beverage sound.)

But like, who ways “ink it in” or “blood it in?” Maybe the latter could be used as a threat. Mad your significant other has been flaking? “The movie’s at 7. BLOOD IT IN.”

That’s awesome. It was already sort of a musical, as john waters movies are, but all the way? Neat!

You hope they’ll vote for someone who doesn’t represent their interests as much as someone who does because Bernie has some idiot supporters?

I think you may be exaggerating this problem of Bernie Bros posing as feminists on Jezebel. but then, I’m a card-carrying woman and a feminist and a Bernie supporter so maybe I just resent the idea that people assume I’m a man. That’s sexist as hell.

That quote was the best! It *is* odd. Life and happenstance and cause and effect are odd!