It’s just not the same without LeVar Burton. 

That’s nothing. During pregame warmups, Newton was heard telling his teammates, “Time to fire up the Hindenburg!”

Blessed art thou among passes, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, 7 points.

Touchdown be thy name.

Full of chase.

Screen Mary

I’m conflicted. One one hand, that was the coolest shit I’ve ever seen. On the other, those players kneeling during a foofy pregame ritual was deeply upsetting.

Fiji Bati, the Fijian side take a somewhat different path, singing a hymn before their game against USA

I think your story is an entire subplot in Infinite Jest.

Well played, sir. Pete Carroll was basically George McClellan.

Oldest trick in the book. Jimmy’s gonna fill his bindle with everyone else’s clothes.

The fans are just exercising the free speech rights that their ancestors ensured by losing wars.

Not sure- We’ll have to put it to the Deadspin Rules Committee I think, which includes Nightmare Ant, a cardboard cutout of Will Leitch, Lennay Kekua, and is Chaired by AJ Daulerio whenever he’s on an acid trip.

*Checks Josh Smith’s resume and the New Orleans roster*

The only time my passes are called sick is when it is gas.

Rudy better stop his messing around. He better think of his future.

There was a callow youth last night who upbraided a writer for using the word ‘musher’ in a piece on the Itidarod, and who was driven to Google the term. He said he subsequently “figured it out”, which was an odd turn of phrase, since he could have figured it out from context what a musher is, but he didn’t really, he…

as an Eagles fan, i assure you this will not get nearly the respect and stars it deserves.

That kind of finish hasn’t been seen since the Laff-A-Lympics in 1977 when the Dread Baron and Mumbly switched the arrow on the detour sign.

“JuJus will not replace us” - Martavis Bryant