I always liked the trick punt Buddy Ryan’s Eagles pulled off. The punter took the snap, took one step, then heaved he ball up in the air so to the defensive backs who couldn’t see the actual pass being thrown behind the scrimmage scrum thought it was a punt and started blocking what receivers they assumed were…

That is preferable to this.

How many balls could Luck chuck if Chuck let Luck chuck? Zero.

Chuck ducks the cuck, Luck is bucked, Colts still fucked.

Luck

Unlucky: Luck out of luck for unlucky Colts

Luck Unable to Shoulder the Burden

This is a downer.

“Wait, who shits on cycles?”

In retaliation I hope Christian Hackenberg is in charge of delivering all of the relief supplies.

It’s just a regular bribe. Federal judge appointments are for life so you don’t have to dance around it.

Isn’t this Note Dame’s process? Just drag things out until the rape victim kills herself?

Okay, I feel horrible for saying this, but doesn’t the header picture make her look a lot like Ted Cruz? Or am I tripping?

I filly bad for him.

ouch. That looks like it mustang.

Wasn’t this kind of thing one of Ben Carson’s selling points?

Pats fan here.

Roger Goodell is basically an Eastern Bloc dictator but instead of being Stalin (like he thinks) he’s, like, at best Ceausescu

The Jesus and Mary chain-smokers.

It’s like the part in Hoosiers where Gene Hackman gets ejected and they turn to DT-riddled alcoholic Dennis Hopper to take over the team, except the results are totally unsuccessful and Hopper’s character dies of cirrhosis six months later.