I looked quick and thought it was Paul Simon. But Paul Simon don’t play no trumpet!
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In politics, this is called a Kingsley Gaffe, where someone is caught accidentally telling the truth. Congrats KD!
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some serious missed opportunities.
Eh, he’ll appeal the suspension down to two games.
Buffalo fans are so dumb, they think the season has 23 games.
Man, that guy would’ve hated it if you had selected “continue.”
[reads headline] Can it be a smorgasbord and am I invited?
Great non-subtle sign placement: the sign is hung over an ad for an Indian Reservation’s invitation to gamble on unpaid black men causing lasting injury to each other.
Barcelona doesn’t need Madrid. I’m happy to see that after all this prognostication, it looks like Catalan is going to finally succeed.
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Jeri Blank and Ivan Drago’s kid.
Honest q: how do they determine if a character is Latina? Her name? Does she speak Spanish? Or do they just go by the actress?
In a couple of million years, his descendents will be able to walk right into third.
Aw man, that’s where my mind went too. I hope they have a color tv so he can see basketball in heaven.
“Wait, who shits on cycles?”
Let’s preempt the bad pun headlines. Here’s mine:
“the Title IX coordinator she spoke with told her that it would be best if she closed her case so that the football player could complete his transfer without any red flags.”
It’s not like they’re gonna shoot him! Although, I’m not sure what Reid meant when he said he still wants Berry around because he’s a real glue guy.
I’ve been trying to get tickets during this run. Man, scalpers keep upping their numbers.