[Channeling Marchman, who is obviously taking his penny farthing to the snus boutique]

I feel for him. As a white man, I can’t walk down the Strip in Vegas without some woman telling me she’ll blow my head f I give her my money.

“Specifically, such players indicated that the BIG3 had asserted that theplayer agreements prohibited participation in the CBL league for the August 23 game andthat...”

Ah yes. I couldn’t make it out on my phone. Thanks.

I’m usually more attuned to this sort of thing, but what was the second pic she posted and why was it racist?

Then you should also like Ma Bell. She’s got the ill communication.

I think we made her do something. If only there was an anthem for this emotion.

If for the Skins, Craven isn’t just a guy valuable to the team, it’s their guiding principle.

“Brother Leads Team to Victory”

Is...that a gif from 2011's seminal business trip comedy Cedar Rapids? Deeeeeeep cut.

Don’t be so hard on the NFL, it’s just living in the past. Not too long ago, Kias had a terrible reputation for reliability.

Interesting. Didn’t really help me understand what I’m looking at, but I suppose gas is colorless anyhow.

Personally, I prefer the Cultural 360 Revolution.

Wait. Why no discussion about why they’re building a panopticon behind the pitch?

I looked it up. ‘Haut’ means ‘skin’ in German.

After googling that name, I learned that people also searched for something called “Bipolar Sunshine.”

The most endearing thing the Warriors have going for them is that Klay Thompson has no interests other than basketball and dogs.

If McGregor could just figure out how to get the hydrogen and helium in his body to thermonuclearly fuse and hold together with his own gravity, he’s got a good shot at becoming a star.

Sorry Thunder Dan, that’s not accurate.