Turk Wendell. I read an article about him when he was in the minors, wrote him a letter and HE WROTE BACK. Went to Louisville when the Iowa Cubs were visiting and not only did he say hi and sign a ball for me, but he let me sit next to him behind home plate for an inning while he charted pitches.

Damn you and your Canadian reliance on data and logic.

Given the Jets, I figured it would be Armagetten. You know, no d.

I always thought the “Phillies Triple Play” was like a Gordie Howe Hat Trick with the goal and assist replaced by losing and getting shit thrown at you by fans, respectively.

I condemn in the strongest possible terms this egregious display of violence — on many sides. Many sides.

This has me giggling:

I mean, I’m sure your earnest in sentiment and I’m with you wholeheartedly, but it’s not like you’ve got a ton of other instances to put ahead of this one.

Man, and his one-day gig blocking out the sun is already over.

I’m not stupid. I’ve been practicing staring at the sun for increasingly long durations over the past three weeks. Built me up some eye callouses, I have.

So, the umps proved their competence by immediately taking their eyes off the ball?

I hate that we’ve reached the point where American kids are doing the type of things we used to ousource to Russia.

Trump: [holds paper bag next to Klay Thompson and Steph Curry] Ok, you can come to the White House.

This inexorable frittering of getting to third, getting sent back to second and juggling the two infinitely is triggering some serious ptsd from my high school dating life.

He just pines for life in a fantasy world where paying for recruits means they’ll always put their asses out there for him.

The real news here is a pitcher in the Yankees system has never committed a sin.

I want no part of financing this until I know Ja Rule is prominently involved.

Thanks for this.

Finally, a short dong joke without a reference to Trump or Scaramucci. Our nations wounds may be healing.

And they thought they dodged a bullet after changing their name from the Pacific Crest Happy Trail Association.

A mind-boggingly absurd take. I’m ecstatic. I’m short-winded. I love it.