Yeah, and Christine Fair’s approach to drone warfare is, ummm, a little problematic as well. Maybe she’s just ok with surprise attacks on enemies?

I get it, bro. Your work has a guy who can quickly solve any computer problem by turning it off then turning it back on.

“There were a grand total of zero immaculate innings between Lefty Grove’s on September 27th, 1928 and Billy Hoeft’s on September 7th, 1953.”

They’re also the goddamn model un. Key players include a Spaniard, Argentinian, and Indigenous Australian, among others.

“Yo Theil, it’s me, Harder. What do you know about this Burneko fellow?”

Pretty sure it’s Charles Barkley drawn by a toddler.

I pity whoever wakes up next to James Harden, because there is not an inch of that bed that he didn’t shit all over.

Why would you ask this question to kids still in school when it should be reserved for the dozen or so Panamanian women you keep chained in your basement?

Great effort in Dodgers slash fiction. A selection:

“Adriana Lima stepping from a limo and heading into Rihanna’s Met Gala after-party with her former boyfriend, NFL star Julian Edelman.”

Yes, and they both are authorities on Collapse.

Let’s congratulate Serchin for becoming the oldest man to die climbing Everest. You did it!

If someone asks you a question — any question — that begins with “Who won the,” your wild-ass guess should never be “North Korea.”

“Now I know what it to be the Ivanka of middle Pennsylvania. Thanks to all who have recognized me for being #complicit.”

I thought it was a mitzvah for a Hebrew friend.

The howling fantods would’ve had quite the opinions on that one.

Is this Canadian football? Did someone score a rouge or is that something else altogether?

McGruff must have serious mixed feelings.

To make up for his actions, Coach Grimes has promised the athletes VIP passes to the 2018 Fyre Festival.

Joshua’s right hit ‘em like polonium-210.