Rumor is that he’s a big pain behind the scenes. They were just tired of the headache. Like they say, “no Mus, no fuss.”

So is Granit Xhaka still part of the Star Wars canon or not? Trying to keep track.

Onions, Don’t Do This

We’re all fucked.

Managing Editor? Congrats, Ley.

That speaks pretty loudly for 2016: the year that was.

I call my mom “Hun.” Not “Hon” short for “Honey,” but “Hun” as in Atilla.

The record shows they were tied 3-3 going into the last game. Any of this “blowing a 3-1 lead” nonsense is pure media hype. #spicerfacts

“See, the thing is, the reason you want to drain the swamp is, once you get enough of that murky brown gathered on the tarp, you can really take a nice long mud bath. It’s good for the skin, keeps mosquitoes away, and provides ample camouflage so shop owners don’t take their brooms to shoo you away from their…

Fuck you, Haisley. I think that I speak for us all when I say, “I’d rather be with a dying dog than to spend one more minute in Salt Lake City.”

I was at the 2009 inauguration. It was cold as hell.

Big game on Sunday, Kell!

Pretty sure it was Kotter, I.e. Welcome back, your dreams were your ticket out; Welcome back, to that same old place that you laughed about.

Holy del fuoco is what I’m saying too, and I don’t speak a word of Italian.

Man, your union dues must be steeeeeeeep.

So, does this mean we can’t call Trump’s inevitable sex scandal obfuscation ‘Willie McCoverup’?

Glorious. +1

I heard that Dennis Schröder’s mom was so fat that when she jumped, she got stuck. And when she sat around the house, she really sat around the house. And that her armpits were so hairy, it looked like she had Buckwheat in a headlock. That’s what I heard.

Good point. She may be smarter, but I could drink her under the table.

I wonder if beating up trees makes her poplar at school. Hey, I’m just ashing questions.