How did he lead the women into and out of the room? Did he put a handle on them or something?

This may be an unpopular position, but billy bush is the worst member of that family.

Cleveland: the Florida of Ohio.

This Is...

Going “between the legs” should be a dribble, not a sex crime, Derrick.

It could’ve been worse.

She admitted that at first she told one roommate that the other men, and not Rose, had raped her...

Ummm, have you ever seen her Christmas cards? This is pretty on brand.

I love ranting Hamilton. To me, he’s the whole basket of deplorables.

I usually go for, “I didn’t use cocaine, I only smelled it.”

This was raw, bare, revealing, naked, open, effluent, beautiful.

In hillary’s America, Roy Keane was in the gray. I’m the one who made the decision to change that. Ashley Feinberg is a disgrace!

Advice: Never trust a bald sportscaster.

Not sure why they put your upside-down red testicles in your chest, but otherwise sure.

Full disclosure: I wear Crocs around the house.

As a fellow thirty-something, I feel confident advising you that you can wear almost anything you’d like. No jerseys with your name on it or Boy Scout uniforms. Pretty clear sailing from there.

Harris should just be glad the toy wasn’t issued by its frat-inspired brand, Has-Bro.

Yeah, proving that the US has an unconstitutional domestic surveillance operation is whistleblowing. This is kind of more like “leaking espionage secrets to the Ruskies” treason.

Daddy took an oath!

This play was one of the few things that happened last year that didn’t make me feel like an asshole for liking sports.