Harbaugh: ok, let’s do it like they did it in Littleton, Colorado. We’ll practice. We’ll dress the same. We’ll break through and fire all our shots until the other guys are all dead. Who’s with me?

I hope to god you sign everything:

My working theory as well. Though they could be two people sharing a life, like Bert & Ernie, with Hamilton as irascible ascetic and Rom the whimsical aesthetic. Or be flip sides of the same person, like Dr. Jeckel and Mr. Hi, You Touch My Yogurt I’ll Stab You in the Trachea.

Thought the same thing:

Ok, wise guy. Do one of your journalism tricks to find out more about Rom Romberts.

Always cleavage truthers.

Nah, it’s this one.

He’s benzo inpirational to us all

Notre Dame is worse. Some of their players think fake followers are real.

I will look back on this series fondly.

He made it move like the squiggle over the a in his name.

Watson: What is, “the medical marijuana hasn’t helped my constipation yet?”

I got you https://www.ispot.tv/ad/AOKh/xarelto-in-common-ft-kevin-nealon-chris-bosh-arnold-palmer

Teen mom. Immaculate complexion. Read a book.

And you’re my fact checkin’ cuz

Can’t wait for him to submit this as a thesis paper to earn honors in one of the football team’s more popular majors.

Get outta here with actual football knowledge.

I’m gonna need an authority greater than Wikipedia editor “mew bot.” Like the pope or something.

Back to back fifty yarders. Question: Hail Maries or Hails Mary?