Yeah, but if it’s a dig against Ernie Johnson, I’m ready to throw down.

Tawm Brady would neva get cawt with a hookah.

He really seems to like that pose where you punch yourself with the right hand, huh.

Don’t shoot me! I’m the girl wearing yellow!

Ooh! The dried blood really makes his hair pop!

Same age and existential dread. Still hoping Gregg Jefferies becomes hall of fame-worthy. It’s all I have left.

You’ll get ‘em next year! They love interdisciplinary stuff, so maybe bake to interpretive dance and for endangered sea swallows.

I think he was named for St. Andruwoid, patron saint of being real af.

+1. Didn’t know that, but from the perspective of a coach whose team would certainly be better with Bosh, the decision is more personal and real than that from a lesser man.

I dated a girl named Amanda. Tiny. Tough as nails. Would’ve fit in well with Torts’ plan.

“the depiction of Mr. Walton (failing) to celebrate what is most emblematic of his past accomplishment”

I wish there were pictures of me making out with Marion Cotillard :(

Price is from Dacula, Ga.

Of course it’s a joke. I don’t have kids.

“It me.”

You laugh now, but when Tom Lawless renounces the Cardinal Way, joins ISIS, and wages jihad against Missouri, you will have wished you had my foresight.

Kids are gonna thank me. It’s their college funds.

A player so inconsequential he was not included on the Cardinals’ vaunted RBI Baseball roster. He did, though, have an ‘87 Topps card, my other reference for this era.

Please take this as the compliment for which it is meant: this joke is going to kill with my parents.

It's best explained by the boom of our racist political economy, I gather.