Shit, dude. Way inaccurate.

The worst part is that I would’ve said, “Ooh! Free pressure cooker!”

This stuff is de rigueur. In my experience, action at camp is always in tents.

+1 smart Carr

I’m glad they’re finally filming Honey, I Blew Up the Ken Rosenthal.

Luckily, Mix has all that money from selling out to Big Booty.

Seattle has a rich tradition of racial harmony, stretching back to Sir Mix-A-Lot integrating his posse and rhyming inclusively:

Just incredible assholes. Makes me boil with anger. I kinda want to fight these guys.

Been waiting with baited breath for FireJoeMorgan.com to have a rebranding.

Runaway Train

Lie. Win. Lie. Win. Repeat. Trump 2016.

“No, Mr. Burnett, we can’t get you a new face. Or remove those shitty tattoos. Or get you in the Hall of Fame. Or get you the respect of your loved ones. Is there anything else you’d like us to do?”

I hope the Full House jailer has mercy.

Small victories: at least Shirk didn't tell them they'd be prettier if they smiled.

The CDC clearly did not ask Ernie Astasos.

Ha! Would’ve expected more of a glamor shot.

Because he’s a talented photographer?

They do, and they’re pretty good at it from my experience. But Christ, tell them to watch their teeth.

Could be worse. He could've ended up with the indignity of being a first base coach.