The top photo also edits out third finalist Franck Ribery, and his trail of chicken fingers, french fries, and my little ponies leading towards the exits.

Pimp Sues Nike For Making Weaponized Shoes

Considering the possible ramifications of going to a movie in Colorado, the first person I'd invite is my shooting guard.

Rodgers: "Fuck no, I don't need a beard - I'd marry a women because I just really, really like women."

I thought it was Whitlock until I noticed the guy had broken into a light jog.

Dammit, Donald.

"Catch radius? Nah, my dog got shots."
-E. Smith

Apparently, all sea creatures love money as well. Good to know.

I know West Virginia is a bit "backwards," as they say, but it's borderline offensive to call it part of Canada.

Typical NBA. Everyone around is him getting major contact, but the star ends up whining about being hacked while he's travelling.

Thanks for doing this Dan.

Miguel Cotto looks really unimpressed by the whole thing.

Hitzlsperger amassed 52 caps (pictured: Cap #48)

Nope. Pretty sure there is a such thing as "proper English." Lots of books about it... dictionaries too. Should check them out some time.

Do you have to disparage his tutor like that?

Hey Mark Dantonio, what do you think the spread should be in the Chiefs-Colts game?

"Wait ... lowest common denominator ... FUCK."

holy hell, I can't believe people someone else already made the same crappy joke I was going to make +10 for that