I hope Chuck isn’t driving if the power goes out in Indy; he’ll be waiting at the stoplight for power to the light so the green light can make his car go through the intersection.

Because it’s toward the field and Purdue players...?

This is the guy one joint away from a year-long suspension, right?

This variation is known as a cocked bat.

“No, no, no, no. Lemme show you how that’s done.”

“If you read one thing in the Sports section, you read that and Jim Murray.”

Possible explanation: He’s concussed.

Pormansdirk.

You forgot Billy Bob Thornton.

This explains the good game against Denver. Normally, he just pisses excellence, but in that game it was leaking inside him.

Right now all three Beua’s in America have law firm associates thinking differently of him(?); two of whom don’t deserve it.

Disgusting behaviour.

Luck’s participation in practice today was limited to throwing a couple screen passes to Frank Gore (who probably dropped them or fumbled them if caught).

Judging by the make up of the crowd, it’s more likely it was a tOSU heckler.

I know you copied and pasted that team name. Don’t lie.

“Sounds like someone needs some micro-bubbles!”

The idiocy screams McNutt.

But if you do the math, they may literally have a ton of fans there.

“replacing it with a set of city-states, villages, and thinly-peopled hinterlands; let every public that wants one have their own Carly Fiorina or Bobby Jindal, and let everyone else go about their business.”