Leave Sly and the family alone.

Just do it. You know you want to. You’re almost there, just go all the way. It starts with “sponsored content.” Then come the ad links below the articles that are designed to look like links to other Gawker media content. Then come the layoffs.

I guess Aqib Talib can join Peyton Manning and Jason Pierre Paul on the list of athletes who have no idea what the ends of their fingers are doing.

WADA is a great swimming magazine. Their sister publication, C-MENT is also great if you’re into auto racing.

They should hang a “Get Well Soon” banner in the stadium

The lady on the left is going to require some ExtremeSkins removal after her lapband surgery.

Yet another Trail of Tears for the Redskins

One dude stops waving before the bus is even fully passed. One dude couldn’t be bothered to put on a red shirt. One dude DIDN’T EVEN STAND UP OUT OF HIS CHAIR.

Yes.

How far can he punt a football?

Erin:

7/14, I’m neutral on this one

Well done.

That’s not a bunt home run. This is a bunt home run.

The Dolphins have signed Ryan Tannehill to a contract extension. Tannehill’s pretty good, but it’s just smart business to get this done before Andrew Luck’s and Russell Wilson’s new deals throw the curve.

If the jerseys are too expensive to tailor, Denmark up the price.

There’s Norway anything like this should ever happen.

;)

I was relieved to learn the headline was discussing two completely separate topics.