If one were to drive up the price on the purchase of the ball, this would be a good way to go about doing it.

Correction, "football"...with the quotes.

I had a similar conversation with my 4yo daughter, however as a Colts fan, I had roughly an entire half of football to prepare for it.

In real life:

De-clawn Jones?

Larry FIVgerald?

Indiana goes:

That foul was so obvious, Kyle Wagner should write a post about it.

If you've been there, you'd know why.

Like, why the fuck would she leave her couch there?

"splattered with blood and other matter"

"Think of the millions upon millions of dollars that owners get in playoff revenue. Yet, come playoff time, they get to pay a flat salary to every single player, even the quarterbacks."

A CART?!?!?!

I'm not sure anyone is worse than "TV" Teddy Valentine...Crawford included.

Any truth to the rumor he was wearing a Brian Scalabrine jersey to throw off investigators?

"Vader didn't know there was 2 babies"

His gf is really a man, the stuff was for her, and DeMarco Murray is actually gay...?

How many more nominees? I don't want to blow one of my ten votes if better ones are coming later.

As always, highlight truthers remain my second least favorite commenters, barely losing out to the racists/homophobes.

It's a shame this guy wasn't doing the Lions / Cowboys game this weekend; he never misses a call.