Good for the Thunder. They've been missing a presence at SG that takes terrible shots and plays terrible defense since they traded away Harden.

"Leggo did not return to the game."

Given this, I'd hate to see his performance the first three quarters.

presented here in Spanish:

I don't know how the flavored vodka combine didn't make the list of accomplishments, IMO.

I stopped reading after the BlackBerry backdrop. That told me all I needed to know.

Anyone knew how far that kicker kicked that football?

"Cristiano Ronaldo Statue Features A Big Ol' Bulging Dick"

"Cristiano Ronaldo Statue Features A Big Ol' Bulging Dick"

You can take the Philly fan out of Hogwarts too, apparently.

"I can't fathom why anyone would pass that up."

He later added "...on offense or defense."

If there's one thing Indy needed, it's another affable weirdo.

I have two dogs like the one in the picture, and if that vacuum can make my house look like the pictured house, I'll buy 12.

I have two dogs like the one in the picture, and if that vacuum can make my house look like the pictured house, I'll…

Why would you want a bitch when you've just gotten rid of one?

Judge: I award the Plaintiff $50k in compensatory and punitive damages!

This year?

EDIT: too slow

TV Ted Valentine is jealous of all the camera time this guy is getting.

Maybe he was friends with Dan Snyder's friend "Chief".