It was called that until it got named after a bouncy ball. The Jets/Colts game was the first Super Bowl, IIRC.

You know what this song needs? More robots.

/Googles 'Holly Rowe'

They got Wendi Nix perfect.

"What a Chatty Cathy"

I don't get it.

It's nice to see that Jeff Triplette can find work in the NFL offseason.

"That's not scary at all!"

Drive A Manual Transmission Vehicle

+1

David Eckstein doesn't care what his statute is made out of, so long as it's full of mettle.

Granted, gynecology is only a hobby of mine, but shouldn't a porn star have the same number of holes as other women?

+2 for the balls

It's funny because it works on filming surfing AND using drones to kill people.

So...four point harness?

New Title: "Only staff left in Cleveland is MRSA."

Responding to Belichick accusing Welker of hitting Talib in the knee with his shoulder, Welker said:

There's a difference between performing the Star-Spangled Banner as a song and performing it as THE national anthem in front of others who are paying respects to the country.

The national anthem, like any unit of measurement, has a standard. It has standard words and it has a standard score. Intentionally deviating from those means you are not singing THE national anthem.