Bases Loaded has been struck from the Video Baseball Game history books amid rumors that Paste and most of the Jersey hitters were on PED's.

1) I don't think 'creative' means what you think it means.

When reached for comment, a spokesperson for the demolition crew indicated that they decided to deflate the dome on a Saturday because the 35 minute duration was much quicker than the 3.5 hours it typically took to deflate the dome on Sundays.

Bravo. +1.

Pictured: Three small weiners

"Escorted out? What a pussy."

Reuben didn't win?

My petition to change it officially to 'IL' has not yet been heard by the Roman Republic or the Illinois Legislature.

When reached for comment, the makers of 5 Hour Energy said, "We don't know that dude."

"Me next! Me next!"

Hey, I could really use this!

That's not even the same species!

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Poles, Sticks, Missile-like objects of any kind

Canadian Tuxedo!

The arbitration record is full of first-hand testimony of his possession and use. Given that I don't believe Rodriguez provided any testimony to the contrary (personally or otherwise), that record is uncontroversial.

Bosch is the co-conspirator; there's just no jurisdiction over him. However, I brought up the criminal aspect not because it's relevant, but because it was the analogy used in the original article.

"See, bad things happen when you pass the ball."

this is fundamentally insane, something like convicting someone for cocaine possession on the say-so of a dealer who may have been selling baby powder

I don't see what the problem is; it's a proportionally average/above-average penis.