Demon In A Blue Suit.

+1

I'm sure there's a "balls to the face" joke to be made here.

Pimp Sues Nike For Making Weaponized Shoes

That's a terrible name for a boat since the "Way of Wade" is to collapse whenever it gets close to something.

I'm a Colts fan, so this doesn't really bother me.

I was worried Dairy Queen had come up with an even more disgusting version of the orange one.

"Which one is which?"

Spotter: "Jumper Down! Jumper Down!"

Just like the Chicago version, every time it tries to move forward it just ends up falling on it's face or going backwards.

It's not that he's wrong, it's just that no one else gives a shit.

Apparently the Wizards are so awful, they've been relegated to playing football.

I don't know if you purposely selected this clip or if you just randomly did, though the results are probably the same.

Perhaps we've just reached that inevitable conclusion where it's more productive as a lake.

"I'm a rules guy, unless it's not against the rules, in which case I'm a generic moralist. Whatever I am, I'm not an attention seeker as these next 25 tweets will indicate"

Boy you reall-y-wrecked that one up.

Greg Maddux98.3%97.2%+1.1

I think I saw 2013 numbers and, like everytime I write the date down, I still used 2013.

I figured Nomo got a vote simply because Peter Gammons got to him and thought that the ballot said he had 'Nomo' players he could vote for.

TL, DR.