I'll bet Wade is going to make Oden stand on his left all game just so he can one up LeBron.

I think it was an honest question because most Alabama fans don't really know what English sounds like.

The Vikings are expected to use the "If the new punter can kick, you must acquit!" defense.

As an OU fan/alum, I really wish his version didn't make him sound like such an asshole.

Don't worry, Dan Snyder will give the fountains some blankets in good faith.

"I'm not sure if the guy restraining her was her husband or not—they weren't sitting right next to each other"

Which side is which?

Equal representation? Good God man, this isn't Nancy-pants Congress, this is important!

You've got to get up pretty early to beat someone to a shitty joke around these parts.

Hey Mark Dantonio, what do you think the spread should be in the Chiefs-Colts game?

That 4-4-4 defense you've assembled looks to be pretty stout.

When reached for comment, the owner of Fifth Third Ballpark said "This type of incident is exactly why we built the first four Third ballbarks."

I'm surprised they didn't call a foul on his sneakers.

Heh, I'm a Colts fan, so this is what Triplette does to us:

Jeff Triplette Is Working A Playoff Game For Some Reason

Are you Gregg Easterbrook?

The only two groups of people who ever seem to sing it correctly are military members and high school students.

Are you sure she's walking away?