Finally, a sonic that can also serve pie.

“HOW WOULD YOU RATE THIS PAIN? MEATBAG!”

Yeah that was pretty much what happened. They just both went home, or whatever.

Because the person recounting the story to you doesn’t actually remember it correctly. He meets her when he’s on vacation and she’s working as his housekeeper. She leaves when he comes to the end of his vacation. And he immediately starts to learn Portuguese in order to speak to her. A year later, after not having…

So he became Hemsworth the greater by eating all the others?

Hey! They aren’t groupies—- they’re Band Aids. They’re there because of the music.

That is the face of someone remembering a very good guilty fuck.

Burning things in a controlled setting.

Context: I live in a house with my husband, his mother, and our toddler son. I cling to any shred of alone time I can get. Things I do on the regular:

This is a good point... but that means I COULD MAKE ONE MYSELF.

It’s just a regular pillow wearing a belt!

Jane Marie! Shut your face - this Bow Pillow is AMAZING.

I mean the Itchy & Scratchy Show IS pretty violent. They fight, they bite. They bite and fight and bite. Fight fight fight. Bite bite bite.

Tell us more about your bacon fantasies.

They bloody well better be.

The ads will be approved. Period.

Titus Andronicus thinks that’s adorable.

6 deaths? Hamlet laughs at your piddly 6 deaths.

Don’tcha mean “Jehovah begins with an eye”?