Then he said to the tree,“May no one ever eat fruit from you again.” And his disciples heard him say it.

You’re 100% correct. I’m just mocking my debilitating laziness and how utterly out of shape I am right now. Off to go cry into an enormous burrito.

You lost me at “morning exercise.”

This is a seminal observation which as made a vas deferens to the way in which I view this story.

This is an obvious phallacy.

“But Leela, it’s real velour. Just let yourself go.”

As the creator of the Tumblr, I must say that this is the pinnacle. I made io9’s front page!

Still one of the best moments in Saga or any comic, really.

For some reason my coffee addled brain registered the headline as “Did PETA reveal more Hunger Games Movies” and my first thought was “why does PETA care about Hunger Games? It’s people slaughtering people, which they should be totally fine with.”

Where is the “sponsored”/”commerce” tag please?

You’ve got me there, Rob. I was so annoyed that I didn’t keep reading. You’re right and I’m wrong. But I’ll be back... You haven’t seen the last of me, Bricken!!! ...Bricken? Dammit, you’re gone...

Second paragraphs aren’t for the weak

I think the key to finding this hot is to not actually have a stepbrother and/or effectively not picturing him.

........maaaaaaaaybe

Humor! Yes! That is the key thing missing there. All the characters take themselves sooooo seriously and are rarely, you know, human.

It’s too late for apologies! You spoke against the hivemind and independence is not permitted!

Probably would’ve been a better villian than Ultron...

*swoon*

Oh vinegar - is there nothing you can't do!