It’s not an opera, but rock-Cinderella will always be the Kathleen Turner version for me. I would willingly let Claudette murder me.

I love that you used the word “twitterpated”

What’s difference between Record of the Year and Song of the Year?

Can we get this updated? She’s since said that isn’t the reason they left.

No no, “twat” means vagina. “Trump” means fart.

We sound fancy if we’re tv English. Don’t even get me started on explaining Wales to people......

Or they decided to shoot straight for the “fanart”

Oh thank goodness, a sensible person.

I love how there’s a guy taking notes at 1:35. Get yoself some revision notes.

Twilight: New Moon. I’d just been dumped and needed to be lecherous. Not enough screen time was given to the hot werewolves.

Delilah - Tom Jones (I heartily recommend loudly singing this in a pub in Wales)

That would be tip top.

Oh goodness I just looked them up. The hot pics came up alongside the kiddy ones, and now I’m having very mixed feelings......

*quickly Googles* He’s 19. It’s fine! We’re all fine here! *continues to ogle*

Quick question: what is a bodega? Is it the US term for a corner shop?

Is this in answer to a comment? ‘cause the article doesn’t mention breasts or female nudity.

You can have all the breasts you wants, as long as I at least get some shaft. We all have needs and boredom.

Oh THAT’s what tie clips are for. I always assumed it was just decorative, like a brooch

As long as they give him a character to act, rather than just having James Cordon with a different name, I’m frigging fed up of him popping up everywhere (we get it, he’s British and cheeky, feck off)

I clicked here purely for your description of the Daily Mail. I salute you Ma’am.