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At this point, I’m pretty sure the point of the internet is for people to state the obvious as a problem. Sometimes it works, but more often it leads to people writing “Pop Tarts aren’t made well” as though a high-quality Pop Tarts weren't an oxymoron. 

The 2016 Ghostbusters movies has a lot of flaws but it was still more of a Ghostbusters movie then Afterlife was imho.   This one looks exactly like Afterlife, pure fanboy crap that is painfully reverent to the source material without realizing it’s a silly comedy movie. 

JFC, do any of the “superfans” they’re clearly obsessed with chasing now remember that the original movie was a coke-fueled comedy?

I blame this reverential bullshit on kids who took the cartoons way too seriously for way too long.

Wheres the jokes and humor? They seemingly forget in these latest versions that this was a comedy series. This looks like all action, adventure, and Roland Emmerich style, city destroying without any sense of humor.

A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

Camera Repairman: “Don’t look at Cillian Murphy’s dick, that would be inappropriate, just look at his eyes. Oh shit, his eyes are so intense! Back to the junk!”

Well isn’t that super relatable, lol. Tell me this anecdote isn’t marketing genius: naked, nakedness, Oscar-worthy nudity, cameras and bombs are so interesting guys!

that Nolan would see through any attempt to lie to him about being late to set if you were (hypothetically) on “the loo” for a long time that morning because he would’ve already studied every actor’s call time and how the traffic looked on whatever route they needed to take in any given morning

Sounds kind of like you want them to be the subjects of...well...a genocide.

This is distracting from the real issue, which is that according to a credible rumour I’ve heard, Moriarty is the descendant of Sherlock Holmes’ adversary and is continuing the work of his criminal empire.

Schindler’s List too.

Still waiting for the rerelease of The Wizard of Oz where most of it is in black and white, but Kansas is in color. 

Well said. 

To me, May, Clarkson and Hammond are sort of like the Three Stooges.

James is great. Keep him doing cooking and travel specials. Clarkson, have a nice retirement. 

Y’know what film looks surprisingly good in black and white?
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm.
I did a conversion myself while testing my editing software and it looks really good. It gives the flashback scenes kind of a Citizen Kane quality.

Maybe my only regret over not having kids is that I was never able to lie to them like this. I can only do it with my wife, and that doesn’t work as often. She did, however, believe that bilirubin was named after the scientist who discovered it: Dr William Rubin.

People often say “underrated” when they actually mean “overlooked.” In other words, the game didn’t receive the mainstream recognition or success some people thought it deserved.

I freaking love this game. I know it tends to get a lot of flack/be overlooked both because it had to follow the first (which set a high bar) and it repeated history of releasing in the shadow of a phenomenon (Breath of the Wild, then Elden Ring).

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