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And you and I will always be considered wrong, by both sides of the political spectrum, for thinking that people are still human no matter what crime they committed.

Are you new here? Defense attorneys routinely get raked over the coals, despite their only job being to defend the accused. Remember the Gabby Petito case? The same people that were saying “ACAB!” were saying “if you want to help just talk to the police!” It depends what the crime is, who the victim is, and who the…

And Sting just retired too

Quit your belly-achin’ Buck Rogers, that’s only a diver’s watch!

The only thing better than someone getting the obscure reference is the confusion it generates in others.

Do you have any idea how sweet Diane Keaton's pussy tastes after soaking in a hot tub filled with apple juice?

Exactly. Hitler was a monster and I’m glad he was defeated by Stalin who....fuck

She's not the Messiah, she's a very naughty girl

Eh, I'd blow Robin Williams

that’s the point. “Best of” competitions in art are stupid

Which is why “best of” competitions in art are stupid

And Dan Marino never won the Super Bowl. When you’re not the best, you don’t win. I will never get tired of artsy people not getting this.

Demons & Wizards was tremendous too,  but is a tough listen since Jon Schaeffer became a hard-core Trumper.

My question for all these “money is the most important so you must do this” types is, what is your diet like? How much do you exercise? Because all that money you’re saving for retirement, it ain’t gonna mean shit if you die of a heart attack.

My first thought too

exactly. More people deserve this sentence

They're destined to meet like the Highlander

Exactly, and if we're going go pit then against each other, then someone won't win. That's how sports work. A lot of great athletes were "squeezed out" by Michael Jordan.

eh, she did a show with Tim Allen. She can deal with assholes