As tired of superhero stories as people may be, it’s really goddamn cool that they can be used for stuff like this.

Have you ever seen it? One of the Blackhawks parades was on a sunny day. It is soooooo shiny. It somehow magnified the sunlight even though it was convex and a bunch of sweaty, drunk, 20 something men had been smudging it with their fingerprints all day. You can't look directly at it or you burn out your retinas.

It’s a little late for a Deadspin/Takeout crossover, Doc.

Because it is bothering the hardest trophy to win and the most beautiful trophy in sports?

You never heard ALL the jokes about Leonardo DiCaprio’s dating?!? For example, “This ceremony is so long that by the end, Leo’s date will be too old for him to be interested in anymore.”

I am certain that Tina would have actually delivered the joke so that it was funny. This guy seemed to already know it was going to be a stinker and the delivery then guaranteed that it would be. Ricky Gervais could have sold it. Would have been one of his weaker jokes, but it wouldn’t have landed like a lead balloon. 

See, now you’re on the trolley!

People who call women “females” always make me think of Ferengi.

Yup plus since it’s made from grain, it’s a health food. Plus it contains alcohol which kills germs, so it makes you immune to getting sick from the china virus.

Is this the “thirst traps” all the kids are talking about these days?

God you guys are weirdos.

I don’t think she has a visit to the Friars Club in her near-term future . . .

why are we reading into this

Im trying to picture what a full Norm ribbing would look like and I'm failing.

think a lot of people are missing that because it was a bad joke. it seemed more like a jab at who she is at her personally then like a real joke.

What do you mean it wasn’t a good joke? I thought it was perfectly snarky and actually pretty fucking accurate compared to all the other terrible jokes. In fact, if Tina Fey made the joke, I don’t think people would have considered it bad at all.

Pssh, if that girl wants to look like someone who’s had a lifetime of testosterone influencing

“Have The Rolling Stones killed!” “Oh Taylor that isn’t...” “Do as I say!”

You seem fun. I bet you’re fun.

God help whoever makes a really GOOD joke at her expense.