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Aaron Rodgers used to present as pretty normal and even thoughtful.

To be fair, his first movie about Jesus (LToC) was pretty good, and I say this as an atheist. Scorsese isn’t some hack making crap to appeal to evangelicals, so I wouldn’t write this movie off just because of its subject.

Talk about auto erotic!

This essay is the reason why the acronym TL;DR was invented...

Ehh I’ve been horny and sexless for well over a decade now but still don’t really understand this.  I never felt compelled to put my energy into thinking any celeb was closeted...

Godfather Part 2 enters a bit of a grey area since the entire prequel story with De Niro is taken directly from the original book, so does that count as enough of the movie to make adapted more fitting?

The one I love to bring up is LA Confidential. The original book is a true monster, 500 pages packed with a staggering amount of characters and subplots that would have no hope of making sense as a two hour movie. The film’s writers created the script by writing out every single plot point on index cards, and whenever

It’s just 90 minutes of him waiting like everyone else for egg noodles and ketchup, an average nobody, a real schnook.  

Not only are they adapting existing characters, character traits, and personalities, but there were several attempts at scripting this movie previously, all of which helped to inform the direction of the version that was ultimately filmed. This was a film built upon the creative work of a number of earlier versions,

This situation is not unique. “Moonlight” won Adapted with the Academy and Original with WGA, the distinction coming because the play upon which it was based was unpublished, but it was still an existing work that could be traced. It’s happened before, it’ll happen again. This is no different than calling a Batman

The Derivative Arts Emmys.

Does he think adapted screenplays are inherently less respectable than original ones or something? Because if so, I’ve got some bad news about several Scorsese movies.

At this point in his career he could probably get away with almost anything that stays in his basic lane. I could totally see a jukebox musical written by him with his stuff functioning as a parody of the form.

Does... this mean the rest of the Emmys are in the Not Particularly Creative Arts categories?

It’s also weird to me to want to be mainstream but you’re making “8 figures” for a Netflix special.

Seeing people falling over themselves to praise a whack job with a long list of arrests in this article was pretty funny 

That “national treasure” bit got me, I don’t know if that was the case when he was fist-fighting middle school students or missing shows because he was being arrested for the 100th time (having experienced one of his no-shows myself). This interview gave us a gloriously entertaining week without a doubt and I’m all

There is nothing less funny than comedians whining that audiences aren’t laughing at their jokes.

I don’t quite understand the juxtaposition, either. Like...Katt got into some SHIT, back in the day.

Big 90’s Morning Zoo vibes.  “Whoa, Zipper, I don’t think you can say that!”  “Better stop me Chunk, because I’m feeling craaazzzeeeee!”