I’d bet a crisp $20 that the bassist, Tim Commerford, is the issue. His shenanigans at the MTV Music Awards are the reason Zach quit the first time. He also believes both the moon landing and ISIS beheading videos are fake.

I agree with you.

Honestly just because I think the Oscars and other award shows are dumb as hell and my Thursday morning snark wasn’t fired up yet.  I’ll think of a better quip soon.

I don’t understand why this is even controversial. It’s an adaptation of something that already existed before Gerwig sat down to write it. She used several characters that previously existed she did not create. It’s an adaptation.

Look, Gervais went from a decade of regurgitating the same anti-religion jokes, to now making the same anti-cancel culture jokes. He’s been a hack for so long. Anyone who hasn’t caught on by now is the mark, they just haven’t realized it yet.

Everything entering the public domain this year besides Steamboat Willie

I’ve always wanted to take someone who comes from a country where food scarcity is a thing to a Cheesecake Factory. I just don’t think that they’d understand a business that serves you three days worth of calories in a single meal. Clearly it is one of the things that nudges us collectively down the path of being the…

“Outrage bait is bad.”

The best part is always when they say “The network will never put that one on the air.” Except you just heard the joke, so clearly they did.

There is literally one situation where it is cheaper to eat food not prepared at home. It’s when time is such a scare commodity you literally do not have time (such as those working multiple jobs) to prepare food and may not even have a kitchen to work with. It is the most extreme situation where you will see it at…

You would really be surprised at the cases that juries convict on. That’s why the Innocence Project is so busy. Jurors tend to believe cops even when they are caught lying. That’s why Leonard Peltier has been in jail for over 40 years even though, in an earlier trial, two others were cleared by reason of…

Nor should you. The prime idea is that they, within reason, accommodate you.

For me and the wife, most of our restaurant visits are premised on drinks and appetizers, dinner is a rarity. We go in the afternoon, we don’t overstay our table, we order more than one drink each and we order a minimum of an appetizer plate each, sometimes a third to share if the portions are small. We make it clear…

Restaurants, you do what you need to do to make your business work, and I’m going going to order in a way that makes sense for me. If we don’t see eye to eye, that’s OK, I’ll just go somewhere else.

One minute it’s better to eat at home and another it’s cheaper to dine out

Well also the prices of alcoholic beverages have gone up faster than the prices of food, at least at the places where I eat.

 Concluded isn't the same as canceled.

Muppets Mayhem just won an Emmy for Best Family-Viewing Series, so Disney made a boo-boo.

Damn right!

And miss the MST3K Turkey Day Marathon? Not on your life!