Yeah, joining a franchise that has starred Robert Redford, Angela Bassett, Michelle Pfeiffer, Michael Douglas, Chadwick Boseman, and Robert Downey Jr is a real step down for the star of Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates. 

Seeing that hair, I believe you didn’t look in the mirror.

Yikes, that’s young. By sheer coincidence, my best friend’s husband also passed away yesterday, and he was around the same age. (My mother-in-law also passed away last year on Halloween. Halloween is starting to live up to its spooky reputation.)

Chaps are inherently, and by definition, assless. Why must they always be described as “assless chaps”?!!!

What kind of world do we live in where someone like Jerry Lee Lewis can be taken from us so soon, yet Matthew Perry continues to walk around in this world?

He was a force, for sure. The cousin-marrying thing is indeed creepy as hell but in the scheme of behaviors from early southern musicians is probably way down the depth chart. Those guys were maniacs who would make the 80s Sunset Strip crowd balk.

“also the same thing with single beer buyers they DEMAND it practically be encased in a solid block of ice. Otherwise it’s not cold enough. Fun fact when beer IS ice cold, you can barely even taste it ”

Yeah not tasting it is generally the point. It’s why they think there’s something ‘off’ with the junk beers when they’re not freezing cold. 

You know the P in that stands for Protestant, right?

“They throw poo, you throw your septic tank. They send one of yours to the table with the Purex bottle, you send one of theirs to the Decontamination Showers.”

-Dave Matthews Band

Later in the interview, Crow also describes Woodstock ’99 as a “highlight” of her career. It’s an odd sentiment for an undeniably unsavory experience, but hey— sometimes even the most literally shitty memories gain a rosy glow over time.

My taint & I thank her for that well-timed advice. 

It does happen from time to time.

Literally, by definition, not WASPish at all. 

A minor theological point: most practicing Catholics in the states don’t actually abstain from meat on Fridays! That hasn’t been a requirement for decades, and a couple of generations have grown up without this being taught. Many (maybe most?) practicing Catholics do abstain from meat on Fridays during Lent, when…

If you have been in a hospital, you have been treated by one. Most nurses work three 12s a week and much prefer it. More days off or they can pick up a 4th day occasionally, get OT, and still have 3 days off.

Yeah, that’s more reasonable. I think studies determined that for each hour over 8 hours you work, you start to lose productivity.

Right? Most places I know of (including my own workplace) do four 10-hour days in that situation.

Screw Chick-fil-A, I want to work for this mythical company:

I know highlighting the misses from a list is lame as hell, but no Wawa? Sheetz (which sucks ballz)? Speedway?