Yes, Vince McMahon is retiring, but word is a new person is taking his place: The Shlockmaster!

Sure, of course. Each worker chose to not show up for work.

Yeah but they used to be quicker about it. They’d at least turn around the articles when the news was still fresh. 

You're just writing about this now? This happened like two days ago and the entire internet has already weighed in. Just, what's even the point?

“And yet the discourse continues, inevitable as the tides, trapping us in the unceasing whirlpool in perpetuity,” said the whirlpool.

Ok, but can we still quibble with the description “the classic action film”?

What word would you prefer instead of literally for the hyperbolic usage?

Child Murder with Cheese

“I had never heard of that book or that author until my book was turned in,”

This was written, presumably reviewed by an editor (?), and used as the subheader on a professional pop culture site. Unreal. 

I really don’t think he considers “ripped off” to be pejorative.

For all intensive purposes, they are doing this on accident, but they’re certainly not chomping at the bit to fix these issues.

I would of course never use “would of”.

I remain convinced that most of these errors are the result of voice-to-text processing that misinterprets, followed by authors that can’t be bothered or don’t have time for even the most rudimentary proofreading.

Tarantino went on to explain that it’s called “Battle Royale” because of the metric system.

I actually think the literally thing makes a kind of sense, because its usage is hyperbolic. “OMG, That guy is, like, literally the sweetest person in the world.” It’s very easy to understand that it just means the guy is incredibly, abnormally sweet. Yes, it’s sad that some people don’t know the correct original…

No sympathy here for anyone complaining about language.

Here’s a handy tip to remember if you should use “would have,” or “would of.”

Tarantino: “would have been awesome”