its a hard life without the Stonecutters actively managing his career to make him a star

We do.... we do

I live in Detroit.  I wouldn’t recognize good football, sorry. 

Fry is that you?  You know your dog is still waiting for you.

We do! We do!

I read some interview with Steve Guttenberg once where he summed up his career thusly:

Well, can we suck each other off for something else? You can’t just get a guy all in the mood and then stop short like that.

“Take her role in Congo, a modest ape-based Michael Crichton adaptation made in Jurassic Park’s wake that Linney was cast in after the Ellie role in Jurassic Park went to Laura Dern. After its release, roles in blockbusters didn’t come in”

comedy is so underappreciated for the work it takes

I’m afraid that the criticism of this post is missing the mark and you’ll take the wrong lesson. Its important you know how unfunny it is. Not because it’s politically incorrect or too edgy. It’s just not funny or clever. First off the purple tie and suit detail adds nothing.  It’s just extra words that’s trying to…

a wannabe stand-up comic at open mic night, desperately reaching for a laugh.

Listening to funny people explain their work is fascinating. Half the podcasts I listen to are comedians talking to other comedians about comedy.  I think comedians will use the dissected frog saying out of modesty or fear, but they love to talk about it.

“I did not know when I posted that it was a person with a real condition. I thought it was makeup from and for the movie.”

The only thing I’m surprised here is by Cruz claiming to be a gamer. More to the point, that title image is disturbing. Did you really need to plaster his face there? It’s honestly surprising how much discomfort it conveys.

Pay to win: It’s just like lobbying!

I did not know when I posted that it was a person with a real condition. I thought it was makeup from and for the movie. I can’t delete the other comment.

Amen to more places needing to offer fried pickles.

If you haven’t already, I HIGHLY suggest watching “This Film is Not Yet Rated” for an inside look at how utterly and completely fucked the rating’s system is. Boy simulated masturbating? PG-13. Girl simulated masturbating? NC-17. It is completely ridiculous, and I’m glad that streaming services pretty much don’t have…

CRASH is a crazy watch