Edgy.

Jesus, there’s no need to be cruel.

This is good snark.

You know, shit on U2's music all you want. If you’d gone with a “haven’t Ukrainians suffered enough” type of snark, no problem. It’s what this website does. But Bono and Co. have actually saved millions of lives over the years with their human rights advocacy. That’s no exaggeration. So snark over that part of their…

Now, we’re being unnecessarily snotty here because U2 is an easy target, so let’s be clear and say that this is fine.

You’ll never guess which AV Club writer showed up to write a snotty article about a band who was invited to perform a set raising human-rights awareness in war-torn Kiev.

“The half that brought you Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark!”

To be fair, we truly didn’t need to click to know it was U2.

I don’t know, I think the least they could do is release an album directly on to the phones of Putin and his cronies

I would think this and I’m not that old.

I’m sure there were a few older subway riders who were thinking, “goddamn buskers, can’t I just go to work in silence?”

U1

I bet two bucks on Culture Club at eighty to one!

WowBOBWow: “You know, I don’t think I could handle living with someone who had a bunch of dogs.”

Why? To take the heat off of her? Or to take the wind out of the leak when it might have been more strategic to do it later?

This is a great funny article, more like this.

In an infinite multiverse you already have 

The answer is neither

The burrito you eat today is the glorious shit your produce tomorrow.

This is my 2430th—and final—blog as this site’s night man. After five years of writing here almost every day, I am moving on to pursue a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. I will still occasionally publish some freelance posts here, and really want to see what Bob can do with the place.

Sir Herb has said we can’t do…